"My Grandparent's lived through the Great Depression. They had to make skateboards out of roller blade wheels because they had no money."

"These stickers are supposed to smell like fruit punch." --"Like croutons?"

"That's it!? I could hula hoop for longer around my nose." --"You do have a big nose."

"Can I adopt a bear? I have a little house in the back."

"Bigger animals could survive longer in that environment." --"What about monkeys?" --"I'm pretty sure no one had monkeys during the Dust Bowl."

"What do you buy at Target? A beach ball?"

"It's hard to make conversation when he's taking my breath away."